I’m not asking for much. I just want a flat, toned stomach, a thigh gap, skinny arms, a nice ass, and to eat whatever the hell I want without gaining weight.
There are people I’ve met in my life that I will always be attracted to.
- me: does 5 situps
- me: where are my abs
- 1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
- 1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
- 1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
- 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
When people are like “I just want to sleep with you, not have sex”
No, no. Sex is always better than sleeping, you are not going to impress me by laying there and snoring every few minutes.
